FHM Sex Awards 2005  October 2003 Issue

FHM Sex Awards 2005 October 2003 Issue

"Despite stiff competition from the other best selling toys in the UK, FHM readers voted the Oyster and Octopus the toy of the year 2003. "

Customer Comments


T&P Canada Mar 2011

"Hi Laura, Just to let you know that the Oyster Duo arrived very quickly! What an awesome product! We have used in all over town its so exciting knowing that nobody knows what I'm feeling as we walk through the grocery store the mall. WOW so much fun. Thanks again for your incredible service and look forward to dealing with you again! Cheers! "

David UK Mar 2011

"The night before meeting my partner Sue in the foyer of a busy London hotel, I had told her to expect a unique birthday present from me. When she arrived, I gave her a small package and told her to go to the toilet and return to meet me on the sofa beside Reception. As she was walking back, I used the Oyster remote control to buzz her and could see she was visibly turned on. When she sat down, I continued to explore the effect of the different intensity settings and she became very aroused and flushed; barely able to sit still. She almost came as I turned up the setting to the max, whilst we were giving a tea order to the female waitress and I noticed the waitress linger and watch my partner's obvious orgasm take hold. I can certainly recommend the Oyster as a sex toy that works and wow!, be prepared for some outstanding results."

DM SWEDEN Feb 2011

"I just wanted to tell you that we received the products today (Friday)! That was a -very- fast delivery, having in mind that the shipment came from overseas. We really appreciate the great service, and sure will shop from you again if we need anything you can offer. We have had a very stimulating evening so we can give you a review when we have some time...."

PHIL UK Feb 2011

"Hi, Oyster Duo, I read the forum, I watched the video on the website (I did actually see this episode on channel 4) but I was still a bit sceptical. I bought this as a fun Christmas present for my wife and I. My wife wanted me to try it first, which I was very happy to do. We went out for a walk in our local town. It was "silent" I couldn't believe it. As we met friends it the street she would give me a little buzz, I couldn't concentrate on what I was saying ;) We also tried the distance test, I don't know why just because we could I suppose. It was good for at least 50 to 60 feet. When we got home we went into the lounge and it was my wife's turn. It took just a few seconds to make sure it was in the right place for her. As we watched TV I would tease her for a few seconds at a time from across the room. She was quickly flushed and writhing around. Why was I sceptical at the start ? I didn't believe it would be silent. It was perfectly silent. I didn't believe it would be powerful enough. Well the look on my wife's face after after her orgasm was one which I wished I had my camera for. Fantastic fun."

TRACEY CANADA Feb 2011

"I ordered the oyster from Canada and got it about a week later. I was so excited for the new toy, I was telling all my friends about it. The day it came, my boyfriend and I tried it out at home first, with me running from room to room testing the distance. I was in disbelief at how good it actually felt. Our excitement grew as we learned that we could be pretty far apart and he would have complete control on what I was feeling in my pants. This was even before I found the best spot to tuck it away in. The first time we went out in public, we were walking around town and my buttons were being pushed. I honestly just wanted to pull him into an alley and take things further, but I was loving having no control over what he was doing to me. It's such a tease. He got turned on simply by seeing me flush and at look at him with crazy lustful eyes. Not to mention he adored the fact that no one else knew what was going on between us. And there were always a lot of people around! He pushed my buttons, one through four, in the subway, in stores and anywhere he felt like it. At times, he would not do it for a half hour or so, and I would slowly forget I had the oyster on. At some moment when I would be talking to someone or looking for something in my purse, he would press the highest of speeds, Wow I believe it's called (!), to my complete and welcoming surprise. My favourite of all times was in a restaurant. As we sipped wine and looked like a normal couple, he kept fiddling with the car keys, making me squirm with extreme pleasure. He got up to go to the bathroom, which my back was to, and without me seeing him... he walked back pushing the gentlest of buttons. Once again, he caught me completely off guard. I can go on and on with the stories.....imagine movie theatres, bars, walks, grocery shopping...you name it. The oyster is comfortable, quiet and very pleasurable. A good investment, hands down! Now, I've got my friends buying it, dying to try it and I am thinking about the octopus.....I can't even imagine what would happen if we were both wearing our toys at the same time.....thanks!"

John USA  Feb 2011

"My Got the package yesterday, and it was as described in the website, and Theresa was more then pleased with the results, as was I, I just wanted to leave some very positive feedback from a US customer on the website."

Victor USA Feb 2011

"My girlfriend and I have been dating for 2 years and one day we brought up the idea of getting some sex toys. We came across the ButtonToys website I immediately knew this was it. I liked the idea that it could be used at home or in public. I figured it was only fair for us each to have the ability to stimulate each other so we bought the Octopus and Oyster pack. The order came very fast (I was sceptical since it was coming from overseas). I unpacked the box and found the directions very straight forward. Basically, you just pop the batteries in, click a couple of buttons to associate the fob to the toy and you're ready to play.

She found it very easy to get into place. I personally have never used a male vibrator, so I wasn't sure how best to put it on. However, once she started pressing the button, it was easy to figure out where best to position it. It was our night to stay in and watch television. We spent the evening teasing each other as we sat on the couch and walked around. Needless to say, we stopped watching early and headed for the bedroom. Neither of us could resist any longer. 

We had a great experience with the product and I'm already thinking up ideas for next time. I recommend it to anyone looking for something unique to try. I can't imagine someone not liking it."

Dave UK Feb 2011

"Laura, we received my order today and I must say that we are very pleased. My girlfriend and I teased each other all night and ended up having the best sex in months. I am definitely a believer in your product. Many Thanks, Dave."

Nick UK Feb 2011

"Just a little feedback for you. I recently received my order of an Oyster. We have had such fun with it in only 3 or 4 days that my wife has already ensured that I place an order for an Octopus so that she can get her own back. A great product, well made and well thought out."

Iain Feb 2011

"Just wanted to say what a success the Oyster is. It did arrive in time for Christmas - thanks for pulling out all the stops to make it in time. We've already had a couple of wonderful outings with it. My wife is really taken by it. Thanks for a brilliant product."

Chris & Ellie Jan 2011

"what a tremendous device it is... had many happy hours at meals and functions watching Ellie turn into a jibbering wreck during her orgasm making and who ever she's talking too look non-plussed at what s going on."

Harry & Sue Jan 2011

"Wow what a great product! My wife was kinda nervous when I told her I had ordered the oyster, but by the time it arrived, she was very excited to try it! I had been teasing her about how I was going to use it in challenging places, and she was ready to rise to the occasion. On our first night out with the toy, it took a little while to get it positioned just right - but once it was in the right place, boy did her eyes get big! We decided to go to an early movie, as it would be a safe place to try the thing out. We were waiting in line at the movie theatre, and as it came to our turn to buy our tickets, I started pressing the button and then told her to ask for the tickets. She was a bit flustered and flushed as she handed over the money - it sure was exciting watching her trying to keep her composure while talking to someone! I don’t remember too much about the movie, and I don’t think my wife does either, as she had a couple of orgasms right there in the theatre."

Phil & Angie Jan 2011

"I came across ButtonToys web site purely by chance, and couldn't believe when I found the Oyster; It's something that I had always thought would be a really cool idea - imagine a remote controlled discreet vibrator that you could wear in public....

Anyway, once I had persuaded L to try it, it was fantastic! I have to say I can't remember when I last laughed so much. Being able to discreetly buzz her as we walked down the high street was just brilliant. Guy's it is fantastic for winning arguments - just a quick play with the key fob remote is enough to get total agreement! Our meal in the Chinese restaurant was very memorable.. and not just for the food!

From a blokes perspective, the key fob is great. It is exactly the size of a car alarm remote. The only criticism I would have is that the buttons should be a little easier to identify when it is in your pocket. Occasionally I ended up giving L a high power buzz, when I only intended to give her a little tingle! As for range, well, we haven't tested it to the max, but it certainly works from across the width of a busy shopping street..

For me.. I cannot recommend this highly enough - well worth the money. I think our next conquest will be the Oyster DUO I'm sure that it will give us both double the pleasure!

Angie's View:
Ok from a girls perspective this is a most interesting gadget. you'll certainly walk with a spring in your step once you try it, I know I did my boyfriend ensured that.

This is a must have for people up for a laugh or for potential exhibitionists such as myself, very discrete yet highly effective. I took a lot of persuading as I was worried about the noise it would make but the only thing attracting attention to us was my blushing cheeks and constant giggling, the buzz was virtually inaudible *excellent!!!*

This is a great way to start exploring your partners likes and dislikes in a fun way as well as taking some of the excitement in a relationship safely out of the bedroom. This may not be to everyone's taste but I think its well worth a try, certainly makes walking down a busy city street highly entertaining, I loved this to bits and I cant wait to see what might turn up under the Christmas tree this year!"

Danny Nov Jan 2011

"Dear Makers of the best present I’ve ever bought my wife:
 I feel compelled to write and tell you how much fun we had with your product, the Oyster. We behaved like a couple of adolescents from the moment my wife put it on. Half of the excitement is derived from knowing it’s there and knowing that no one else knows, you know? The range of the transmitter / control unit was very impressive. We were in a nightclub sat at one end and the toilets were right down the other end, around 200 feet away, and upstairs. Being a childish git I was buzzing my wife as she walked all the way there and even when she disappeared inside. When she came back I was amazed to find that the Oyster worked not only when I could see my wife, but also through the walls of the toilet. The other impressive fact for me was how well the batteries lasted. I had expected to go through a couple of sets of batteries, as I was like a kid with a new toy and buzzing my wife like crazy. I was pleasantly surprised to find that at the end of the night the Oyster was performing in the same vibrant manner as at the beginning.
All in all, a very discrete product that caused us joy beyond words. I would, and have, recommended the Oyster to like minded friends. Whether to rekindle your sex life or to enhance an already thriving sex life, the Oyster is a toy for all occasions.
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SH, , Birmingham Jan 2011

"The Oyster is great we use it together when we go out. The first time was at a bar restaurant. The low setting just a very slight throb. We kissed during the first slow dance and I had an amazing Orgasm right there on the dance floor. We don't use the Oyster that often but when we are both in the mood we usually end up going home early!!"

WJ, London Jan 2011

"The Oyster delivers a really intense sensation direct to my clitoris. I can't stand button 4 for more than a few seconds at time but boy it blows my mind when I come. I've even used it at work!  "

MS, Sussex England Jan 2011

"Our Oyster goes everywhere. When we first got it we went to the cinema. During the movie I came twice and when we got home we had the best sex ever. I was feeling so turned on. 
At first I felt a bit silly but it was so exciting waiting for J to press the button. The first time I jumped but it both of us a great thrill - him in control and me responding. We went for a meal and then to a club and I had an orgasm on the dance floor during a slow dance. 
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GN, Northampton Jan 2011

"I use my Oyster on my own. it really is a thrill - you can do it anywhere and nobody has any inkling of what you are up to. "

Sophie, LA Jan 2011

"I mentioned it to my friends and now they all have an Oyster. They have tried most things but the mixture of being submissive and the secret thrill kept them coming back for more. "

Emily, London. Jan 2011

"Sex has changed since we bought the Oyster. My partner bought it for me and now I get excited faster and I fantasize more. Things have definitely improved. "

Chloe Birmingham. Jan 2011

"The Oyster gives a really good sensation and now I can come really quickly when I use button 4. Sometimes up to three or 4 times when we go out. I guess practice makes purrfect!!  "

Mel&D, US Jan 2011

"I went out with my wife and my best friend. She didn't know he knew that she was wearing the Oyster. We told him and then she didn't know which of had the controller. Wow was she horny? - we had to go home early!!  "